Capy-Corn Invasion

[Verse 1]
Behind the drywall, behind the seam
A hairline fracture in the fabric of space
A glowing fissure emitting pink steam
A tiny portal to a hidden place
Not quite a horse, not quite a rodent
Pastoral gaze with a horn of steel
Their quiet calm is omnipotent
A gentle threat that is far too real

[Pre-Chorus]
They sit in circles, grazing on moss
Planning the conquest, calculating the loss
A velvet takeover, silent and swift
Beneath the threshold, a seismic shift

[Chorus]
Capy-corns plotting in the dark pocket dimension!
Chittering whispers of world domination!
Unicorn horns on a heavy-set frame
Earth is the target of their quiet game!
Cute and destructive! Soft and relentless!
Surrender your cities, we're totally defenseless!

[Verse 2]
They cross the portal one by one
Thick heavy paws on the hardwood floor
The invasion of Earth has just begun
Creeping silently under the door
No marching boots, just hooves and fur
A syncopated stampede in the shadows
A low-register collective purr
As they claim the valleys and claim the meadows

[Chorus]
Capy-corns plotting in the dark pocket dimension!
Chittering whispers of world domination!
Unicorn horns on a heavy-set frame
Earth is the target of their quiet game!
Cute and destructive! Soft and relentless!
Surrender your cities, we're totally defenseless!

[Bridge]
[Tempo Switch - Slow Rhodes section]
Soft keys ringing through the tiny door
A gentle warning on the bedroom floor...
Then the blast beat crushes the peaceful air!
No escape from the horn and hair!

[Outro]
The portal opens wide!
Nowhere left to hide!
Unicorn capybara reign!
Earth belongs to their domain!
[Abrupt Stop]